As always the heavily mustached Indianapolis Police Motorcycle drill team weaved around each other to start out the parade.I now think that Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels may be the coolest governor in the Union. When asked to take part in the parade he said he wanted to ride his Harley with the Patriot Guard Riders. They are a group of motorcyclists who attend the funerals of fallen soldiers in
attempts to keep the peace and honor the families’ of soldiers as class-less groups choose to use these funerals as a protest forum.Lance Armstrong, who drove the pace car at the start of the race, rode in that parade. He looked bored to tears and as if he might be firing his agent later. I was not too impressed. On the other hand Helio Castroneves is always full of enthusiasm. You have you to love that guy...unless you’re a part of Andretti-Green Racing and then you make fun of Helio’s exuberance because you are secretly jealous because Helio has won two Indy 500’s and you’ve won zero.
The rest of the parade was sprinkled with marching bands, community groups, floats and balloons, celebrities, members of the Hulman-George Family, vintage cars, local news personalities, as well as all eleven rows of 500 drivers. Oh, and a few Shriners…who I could do without considering my fear of men in Fezzes. Jorge Garcia (who plays, Hurley, my favorite character on LOST) was a definite crowd darling. Click here to see more pictures.
On Carb Day I watched Gene Simmons walking around the pit area as women flocked to him. He gave them hugs that were way too long and kisses on the cheek as he posed for pictures. It was gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. But at the parade his car paused in front of us and a few fans ran out to get his autograph. A parade volunteer was trying to herd the autograph seekers away from Gene Simmons' car and this seemed to agitate him. A little girl of about 8 or 9 ran up to the car while the “security” volunteer was trying to shoo her away. Gene put a hand out towards the woman telling her to stop. He waved the little girl closer to the car and lifted her up next to him in the car as he singed an autograph. Wow, I did I just have a moment of respect for Gene Simmons? Did that really happen? He is Indy, baby. Click here to see pictures.


If Taylor Hicks wins American Idol (and he will) will Eddie Cheever, Jr win another Indy 500?



A couple years ago I was walking through the stands at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on race day and who do I see? Dixon. Secret Agent Marcus Dixon. Most celebs come to the 500 and are part of the parade and makes laps around the track in the back of a Corvette. But 

THE DRIVERS
SPEED
from the 90th running of the Indy 500 and I am GETTED EXCITED!!! 

After qualifying for the 500 rookie



Oh boy! An easy breezy beautiful commercial shoot for Cover Girl Lash Exact Mascara with patent pending no clump brush technology. Joanie, rocks it. Danielle...bobbles. But finally gains her footing. Working hard to speak “right” for those who don’t know any better had to have been a distraction.
Then she bungs up her Cover Girl commercial because she doesn’t have her lines memorized. Want lashes that look beautiful like mine? So Jay puts queue cards in front of her and she still can get her lines, including the name of the product, right. Your, as you see mine, are very beautiful. I want to blame this on her arrogance. But then in all seriousness I stopped to consider that maybe Jade has a learning disability. It would explain a lot if her attitude is over compensation. Don’t you think?
TOMORROW TWO GIRLS WILL BE ELIMINATED…
They’re regrets will be that they made the wrong choice in who they selected to be America’s Next Top Model. The judges overlooked my ability and my confidence was definitely mistaken for arrogance. I have what it takes. It’s just that my look is in a different realm. People don’t know how to handle it. This face will defiantly be hard to forget. Jade will be hard to forget.
It took the entire season, er, I mean cycle to realize what Miss Jay meant when he’d say “exsqeurgit”.

When: 1992 - my senior year










p.s. my knitting protoge has completed her first scarf!!!

