ANTM Cycle 6 Episode 12 The Finale

The “cycle” finale of America’s Next Top Model begins with a rundown by Tyra of the things the 3 finalist have going against them. Danielle’s accent. Joanie getting accustomed to her new teeth. Jade’s attitude & arrogance.

I feel something is going to happen. I just feel it. – Jade
You mean like someone is going to go home and someone is going to be chosen as the winner? When Jade acts like there is a surprise in the next room the look on Danielle’s face sums up how we all feel. We’d all like to slap Jade upside the head at least once.

Please send Jade home. Her personality smells like a dirty diaper. –Joanie

Oh boy! An easy breezy beautiful commercial shoot for Cover Girl Lash Exact Mascara with patent pending no clump brush technology. Joanie, rocks it. Danielle...bobbles. But finally gains her footing. Working hard to speak “right” for those who don’t know any better had to have been a distraction.

And then there’s Jade…I just feel that I have a lot of potential and I think that people expect more from me. Then she bungs up her Cover Girl commercial because she doesn’t have her lines memorized. Want lashes that look beautiful like mine? So Jay puts queue cards in front of her and she still can get her lines, including the name of the product, right. Your, as you see mine, are very beautiful. I want to blame this on her arrogance. But then in all seriousness I stopped to consider that maybe Jade has a learning disability. It would explain a lot if her attitude is over compensation. Don’t you think?
TOMORROW TWO GIRLS WILL BE ELIMINATED…
Oh Jade. Jade you never let us down. You with the excuses about never having acting experience or training and how you love acting and think it’s a fine art.
Girl you know what I love about you? You are consistent. – Miss Jay

There Tyra goes on about Danielle’s accent again. Danielle, as beautiful as your pictures are that voice can not necessarily sell make-up. I’ve never seen it done in my entire career. Tyra, have you ever heard of Cover Girl Molly Sims??? Girl is from Kentucky! And not the confused border state part like me. But the part of the state where actual hillbillies lives.

WHO IS STILL IN THE RUNNING TO BECOMING AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL? Tell us Tyra, tell us! It’s ain’t Jade! That little diva pose at the door…he-larry-us.They’re regrets will be that they made the wrong choice in who they selected to be America’s Next Top Model. The judges overlooked my ability and my confidence was definitely mistaken for arrogance. I have what it takes. It’s just that my look is in a different realm. People don’t know how to handle it. This face will defiantly be hard to forget. Jade will be hard to forget.

You got that right. I’m still trying to figure out her odd beat poet exit.

THEN THERE WERE TWO GIRLS
Ebony and ivory, sucka! – Danielle It took the entire season, er, I mean cycle to realize what Miss Jay meant when he’d say “exsqeurgit”.
What is it? Exquisite!
What is it? Exsquergit.

Danielle and Joanie just make me happy. I really want them both to win. The fashion show starts and I realize I feel really nervous for them. They have been my two favorites and here they are the final two. Didn’t Danielle kind have a Beverly Johnson looking going at the final judging? They both rocked the fashion show. Both girls have taken fierce pictures. I am very pleased that Danielle is the winner. But when it was time for Tyra to announce the winner I realized that I was expecting and hoping to see Joanie’s face appear on that screen.