Saturday, April 25, 2009

recker warning

The following piece of paper was taped to our Saturday morning edition of the Louisville newspaper, The Courier-Journal.
(click on photo to enlarge)

I'm not making this up. It reads:

Hi
If you see an Asian woman she about 5 feet tall and weighs about 100lb. Day or night do not let her park her vehicle infront of your house. She is a Home Recker ........Thanks
Perhaps this needs further explanation. It is as mysterious to my family as it is to all of you. We don’t know if this was taped to our paper by the delivery person. Or if someone drove around our neighborhood putting out this bulletin to be cautious of Asian Lady Home Recker [sic]. We also don’t know how many of our neighbors get the Louisville newspaper in addition to/or in place of our local Bowling Green Daily News.

On the one hand, I kind of admire that the writer of the note found her own inner Loretta Lynn and called out the woman who “recked” her home.

9 comments:

Louis Tagliaboschi said...

That narrows it down. I don't get it. Did you ask your neighbors if they got one too?

jason said...

I don't get it either - as in, like, she will try to separate me from my wife? cause the warning should be for her if that is the case

jason said...

i mean, the warning should read

CAUTION: Wife will kill you.

John said...

Signed, Mia Farrow.

Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. said...

John - best. comment. ever.

Sarah H. said...

That's funny! What a weird mystery. Please update us if you find anything out . . . or see a petite Asian woman on your block. :)

Curiouser and curiouser!

The person who sent this note should complain to the police if they feel they are being stalked or threatened. I'm not sure neighbors can forbid this HOME WRECKER from public streets. It's strange that they did not include contact information or asked you to call police, neighborhood watch, etc. There is some secretive, personal stuff going on, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Sooooo funny. Laura B.

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