this just in...

Senators Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Lamar Alexander (R-TN), John Kyl (R-AZ), and Judd Gregg (R-NH) announce changes to the financial bailout bill that include Subway $5 footlongs. They apologize that that annoying jingle is now stuck in your head. But are confident that this plan will give the American people what they really want, a submarine sandwich in every pot.