ANTM Cycle 6 Episode 11

THE ONE WITH THE GIRLS WHO GO-SEE
The final four took took Tuk Tuks to go see their go-sees. Danielle forgot to take off her shoes. Jade was “not as nice as the other girls”. Sara was stiff (say it ain’t so!). Everyone was late. No one won the challenge. Jade tried to act like she didn’t care. I have a feeling I'm going to look up and see a sign that says, 'Welcome to Korea.' – Danielle

Oh that crazy Danielle. Personally, I like her accent. But I’m a Southerner. You know…no one ever told Nnenna to watch her accent. For awhile I was buying into the stew the judges were cooking. But now I think it stinks. Yes, Danielle could work on making her self more easily understood and enunciate more for those who don’t speak Southern. But during judging last night I could tell she was making an effort & there was no acknowledgement of that. First her gap in the teeth. Now her speech. Ya’ll leave my girl be. She is FIERCE. Get outta my face.

GO ASK ALICE/I THINK SHE'LL KNOW

I really thought that the Alice in Wonderland go-see was fabulous. Doesn’t Joanie already look like Alice?

That would make Jade… The girls traveled to Phuket, Thailand. A gorgeous island that was hit by the Tsunami in 2004. Tyra arrives in her “I want to be Mother Tyra to you young ignorant models” get-up. You know the kind of thing you’d wear, say, the day after you had your tonsils out and were going to spend your recovery watching a marathon of Ambush Makeover while sipping on Arby’s Jamoca shakes? “HI! I’M WILLIAM WATELY. THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE’S A SUPER MODEL!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I’M CRAZY!!!” Tyra reminds the girls of the loss and devastation caused by the Tsunami. The girls are somber and reflective. How quickly we forget…
Oh goody! More face time for “Noted Fashion Photog”, former model, and that beautiful beautiful man, Nigel Barker, as he shot the girls' photo shoot on the beach. Look at the pictures. You can see it in their eyes...

Joanie is thinking about winning.

Jade is thinking about how awesome she is and arrogant she isn’t.

Sara is thinking “Must look vapid. Must not show them how smart I am”.

And Danielle is thinking about the people who died in the Tsunami.

I like the following picture because it reminds me of Loucon campers at the pool as they listen to the lifeguard explaining the pool rules. Except, just like me, Camp Loucon has a “One Piece Bathing Suit” policy… BOTTOM TWO: Sara & Danielle

Tyra says something to Danielle about aiming the womanly parts to the side for women's magazines and that Joanie looks like a model with her hair all pulled back. Man, if only my hair were long enough to pull back I, too, could be a model!

Sa*yawn*ra was sent a’packin’!

The final three are Joanie, Danielle, and…and…wait a second. Wait one cotton pickin second. Jade? Jade is in the final 3? Judges, how could you let this happen? For shame. She better be the next one to NOT be in the running to becoming America’s Next Top Model.