Yesterday at lunch I was telling LYLASarah about a how David Copperfield was almost robbed. Okay, I was trying to tell her but I had barely started this story and we were both laughing so hard we could scarcely get through it. I was telling LYLAS how Copperfield was walking with two of his assistants when they were robbed by two armed men…who were in a car. The women handed over money, a passport, and a cell phone. But David Copperfield pulled the old “reverse pick-pocket” (that’s what he said). He turned out his pockets and gave the illusion that they were empty. Except he was actually carrying his passport, wallet, and cell phone. Being a master magician he read the license plate number to one assistant as she called 911.
Okay, we want to know why he didn’t do one or a combination of the following…
a) create a diversion by cutting someone in half?
b) make a police car appear?
c) make the two assistants disappear?
d) make the robbers disappear?
e) pull a rabbit out of his hat and throw it at ‘em?
Don't call it a comeback I've been here for years I'm rocking my peers
Puttin' suckers in fear
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I needed a little break. I decided not to apologize for it, but just DO IT.
So...I just did it. Now I think I am ready for some makeup + beauty product
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14 years ago
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