it pains me to say this

Dear Johnny Depp, I like you. I like you a lot. Beyond the fact that you are so hot "it hurts to look at you" you're a truly brillant actor. I've loved most every Depp-Burton film made. Johnny, you and I were even born in the same town. Last weekend I saw you on E! on the red carpet at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. And, well, we need to talk. I have something to say to you. And this isn't easy for me, Johnny. So, let me sum it up in two words. Okay, four.

I have four words for you dear Johnny.

Diane Keaton/Annie Hall