bff at the family reunion

BFF wrote this morning with a hi-larry-us story about her 10-year-old son at their family reunion on Saturday. You may have to know these people to really apperciate the humor. I've changed some names to protect..well...BFF.

This year at lunch Kai chose to sit with his second cousins and “Enos” and “Anna Nicole”. I was hearing all kinds of gross noises coming from that direction and way too much talk about butts. So I turned around and with murder in my eye hissed at Kai "DO you WANT to come and sit over here BY ME?" he looked at me and hissed back "YES I DO. Their manners are terrible!!!" “Anna Nicole’s” mouth flew open and I was left sitting there trying to figure out what to say next. Kai picked up his plate of chicken and marched over to my table and said "Thank you! I do NOT like that at all." There is hope for that kid yet.