So did I tell you about beating a Jack Russell terrier in Carrie's driveway with the Schwan's catalog? It is the neighbor's dog and he just appeared like he was shot out of a cannon or something and before I had time to snatch my loved ones to safety he had grabbed Cuddles by the leg. I am not sure how I moved as fast as I did but I had him pinned to the driveway with one arm and the diaper bag, another bag and Cee Cee in the other. I am thinking "Okay, if I let go of this dog we are going to be chasing him for the next two hours while Cee Cee screams" and you have seen us. We are not the running kind. So I scream at the dog to let go and shift my hold to Cuddles and he starts doing the growling head shaking thing and I am envisioning Cuddles losing a LEG or something. And without thinking I start wailing on this dog with the Schwan’s catalog that I dropped in the driveway. He let go. And then I whacked him a couple more times to make sure he understands that Cuddles is not to be MESSED WITH. EVER. The end. SO now Cee Cee will randomly laugh and say "and then Mom beat Katie dog with a book."
Don't call it a comeback I've been here for years I'm rocking my peers
Puttin' suckers in fear
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I needed a little break. I decided not to apologize for it, but just DO IT.
So...I just did it. Now I think I am ready for some makeup + beauty product
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14 years ago
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BFF: If I dress a bear in a party dress and that particular bear is a "he" is the bear in drag? Also, if said bear is pink is he gay?? Chad and I have actually had a conversation about the fact that Cuddles is pink and a "he" and is that somehow a gay statement even though he seems like a pretty normal bear?
ME: I think he's just a pink bear like the way a panda is white & black.
BFF: See that's what I think. But do boy Pandas wear party dresses sometimes? Just because they need to?
ME: Yes. If you belong to a little girl you sometimes wear party dresses and they are gender neutral garments.
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